When shit fly's it is not distributed evenly!

Just when you feel like things are getting a bit better.........BAM!! Shit hits the fan again.
So I was babysitting this morning, my two only regular kids, and there mom comes in at 8:30.....Come to find out, after 10 yrs of working for Wally World, they fired her!!!
she's not too upset, after all now she can stay home with the girls till school starts back up. GOOD for her......BAD for me!! so there goes $75 a week.
No sooner did Debbie and kids leave, Matthew's uncle comes and he heads off to school. I make a bottle for Phoebe, and get a phone call that Kiara is coming over in a little bit for the afternoon......I'm thinking, "well at least I'll make a little extra cash today?"

I get off the Phone, and there stands Isahia, blood dripping down his nose......"My nose running, bleeding" he says....
You have GOT to be Kidding me!! I put a now screaming Phoebe down and apply pressure to the nose of a blood covered crying 4 yearold......3 min later, we're still gushing. I call his mom at work......"its normal, call me if it doesn't stop in another 5 min or so....why is Phoebe crying??"

In my head, I'm thinking " Because I've only got TWO HANDS, and they are covered in blood and holding your son??"
but my sweet reply? " I had to set her down to call you and she is upset"

Crisis averted Isahia is fine, Phoebe is fed, and after a few spankings of my own children, it just so happens that EVERYONE is sleeping!!

Now I will sit down to enjoy my 190 calorie portablo mushroom and beef with veggies weight watchers lunch, and try to convince myself that PMS is NO excuse to have French fries and Choclate Ice cream for dinner!